Chris Chan
Chris Chan | |
|---|---|
| Born | February 24, 1982 |
| Other names | Chris Chan |
| Education | home schooled by 4chan |
| Occupation | Convicted "mother lover" |
| Height | 5'10 |
| Spouse | Michael Kittrell AKA copper cab |
| Website | https://www.google.com |
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The lolcow Chris-Chan,
author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality,
transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated mother fucker.
OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY.
Toasted Bonds: The Curious Connection Between Chris Chan and Copper Cab
Chris Chan, is a legendary lol cow in online culture, and is known for his unique brand of autism. Chris Chan or Christine Chandler is also well known to be not only coppers friend but also his lover, and copper can often be heard remarking how beautiful he finds her/him to be.
Their paths crossed one fateful day when Chris Chan, in a gesture of goodwill, gifted Copper Cab his very first toaster. It was a simple yet significant moment, as Copper Cab had never owned such an appliance before.
From that day forward, Copper Cab's life was forever changed. He took to the toaster with a fervor unlike anything he had experienced before. With each slice of bread toasted to golden perfection, Copper Cab felt an inexplicable connection to the appliance bestowed upon him by Chris Chan.
As days turned into weeks and weeks into months, Copper Cab's affection for the toaster grew into something more. He found himself spending hours in the kitchen, experimenting with different breads and spreads, all in an effort to please his beloved toaster.
Before long, Copper Cab's feelings for the toaster had blossomed into full-fledged love. He adorned it with ribbons and bows, showered it with compliments and affectionate whispers, and even held mock weddings in its honor.
To Copper Cab, the toaster was more than just a kitchen appliance—it was a cherished companion, a source of comfort and joy in a world filled with chaos and uncertainty. And it was all thanks to Chris Chan, whose simple act of kindness had sparked a love story unlike any other.
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