CaptainBasedPants
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| Other names | CBP CBP with the BBC |
| Occupation | Class Clown |
| Years active | March 2022-Present |
Current Gen 2 Clown and friend to many in the Copperverse. Currently politicking to become a YouTube or Discord mod. Self proclaimed as SAtIRISt's #1 Simp.
Background
CBP's first exposure into the Copperverse was CopperCabs iconic video, "Gingers Have Souls." He took great joy with quoting the lines amongst friends, especially the one when Copper sucked his teeth and says "bitches, forreal!" Later on in the year 2010, CBP became close friends with a ginger and would clown on him constantly. One such example was when he attempted to have the ginger expelled from high school. Gaining inspiration from watching the movie "The Crucible" about the Salem witch trials, CBP thought there should be a culling of Gingers from the community and went as far as to write a summons.
Text Reads:
"MONROE COUNTY HALL OF JUSTICE
Accusation of having no soul.
Dated this 21st day of December, 2010.
[CBP's signature]
Wheras, [Ginger] has one [High school] disciplinary proceeding against him, [case number] By order dated, DECEMBER 21, 2011
AFTER ADMITTING TO HAVING NO SOUL. We will proceed to ban him from attending this school for life. He needs to stop burning down buildings. "
When that didn't work he succumbed to just bullying him consistently. An example of the bullying occurred with this twitter interaction:
Introduction to clownery in CCM
The first Streamlabs interruption occurs on a class titled, "Trump has been arrested!" where CopperCab foolishly sprung a red rocket over AI generated images of Trump being in handcuffs. The interruption reads, "How much hush money did you have to pay Aubrey to keep quiet about Harold cuckolding you?" Copper rages at CBP and orders pleads with him to just leave the stream. CBP then apologizes in the live chat and Copper brings attention to it, highlighting it for the rest of the stream audience to witness.
Later on in the same stream, CBP would interrupt again: "Just curious, Does Aubrey keep her ring on when she's being intimate with Harold? Thanks in advance CuckoldCab!" This dynamic of trying be on Coppers good side and subsequently falling out of favor would foreshadow the next era of CBP's time in the classroom and discord.
Good Apple Era
The origins of why CBP's attitude and behavior in the classroom and discord channel changed are mostly shrouded in mystery, and was met with great disdain and astonishment from fellow clowns. CopperCab was pleased however and bestowed the coveted Good Apple role upon him. During this time, CBP changed his name to Captain Good Apple and was known to argue amongst the clowns in the server over the political issues of the day and other social justice issues. During class streams. CGA kept interruptions from streamlabs to a minimum and mostly used the super chat link if he had something to share with the teacher. An example of one such contribution was: "gay jokes are bigoted and not funny. come on guys. come on guys..."
Return to Captain Based Pants:
The cause for CBP's expulsion from the orchard could be written up to a number of reasons. For one, it was known that he was always on shaky ground trying to behave in the classroom and the discord. Much like his first ever streamlabs donation, CBP would say something out of line in the discord and subsequently apologize to gain back Coppers favor. Another reason for the expulsion could be the fact that insubordination became a repetitive problem. When bans were handed down by the red tyrant, CBP felt an intense compulsion to cross them immediately. The last time resulting in a ban on March 15th, 2024. The final hypothesis on why CBP lost his green apple is that it was stolen by his sworn enemy, Brooke, known as @brpple in the discord server. CBP believes this to be the reason and has gone on record in the server that he will avenge this occurrence of mod abuse.
Beans and Eggs incident
On March 20th, 2024 at approximately 3am, CBP's car was egged and had a can of beans poured over all along the rear windshield. Without knowledge of any enemies local to his area, CBP had no leads on who could've done this criminal act. Exasperated at the idea of never bringing this criminal to justice, the discord channel was asked if they knew who it could've been. Amazingly, an admission occurred. It was the British born Kravatie, known for his affinity for baked beans, along with the "Rotten Egg Queen" Brooke. It's yet to be seen what justice will be brought to these alleged criminals, with there being rumors that CBP is acquiring legal counsel.
Ballad of Ricky Morty
On June 17th, 2024 CopperCab posted a picture of Class clown and CopperCab Chronicler t94xr of the main chat in the discord general chat. In doing so, it spiked the interest of many users including Captain Based Pants. CBP proceeded to reply indicating that the picture was of a "Handsome guy!". Fellow user and Rotten Egg EvilMortyNativeA was under the impression the photo was of CBP. With the help of Bugle912 and a few others, CBP was able to convince EvilMorty that the photo was him. A several day troll then proceeded to take place, where EvilMorty was making weird photo edits of pictures of t94xr thinking that they were CBP the whole time. Eventually it was found out, but not before plenty of trolling and goofing had taken place. This certainly was a notable event featuring CBP during June of 2024.